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waggington:

u start a mosh pit in my heart

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

dutchster:

dutchster:

dutchster:

what’s the cheapest meat?

deer balls

because they’re under a buck

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

(Source: menthuthuyoupi)

embarrassmental:

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

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zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

(Source: dropdeadesu)

officialunitedstates:

forfksakes:

officialunitedstates:

you:  puts your hand in the moving fan to impress the girls

me:  turns off the fan and then touches it, impressing the girls with my intellect

literally no one does that.

you and me just did it

aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

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